1. To see fun and exciting things, click on the pages that pop out of the stars.

2. To navigate the night sky, grab with your mouse anywhere on the screen and drag around like you're rock climbing. (hint: You're more likely to find news and silly stuff farther up where the air is thinner. Feel free to start slow!)

3. To listen to some piano magic, track down the marauding spaceship. He is an anti-social alien from a friendly planet.

4. Leave a comment on the Guest Book or enter the piano trio naming competition. But, no food or drink allowed!

5. To close the pages, double click anywhere on the screen.

6. There is no number 6.

7. -blank-.

8. There was no number 7. Nine is looking doubtful.